Based on a completely fabricated story...only the bottles and cans have been changed to protect their identity.
Any other day Larry and Earl would have walked home along their usual path...you know, Flirvin over to Mundleston, left on Bortch and then a sharp right onto Gudder. That day, for some reason, they took Crandix Circle ... after 7 dizzy hours they finally got off on Burprize Ave. Earl stopped to tie his shoe and just as Larry was pointing out that he was barefoot Earl spotted, what appeared to be, a tacky party garment peeking out from behind a dumpster...
The rest is history!
...OR IS IT?